Beauty queen? Bwahahaha!!!!

okay, another story from my life....

i went to my dad's office, which is located at the PNP headquarters.
then as i was entering the building, these two cops said i should join a beauty contest... bwahahaha!!!!!!

i thought it was sweet, them saying a subtle (?) compliment like that but nonetheless completely hilarious.
right, like i would retire to the world of glamour and the never-ending desire for world peace. it's just too, well, 1970's.

not that the 70's was a corny era, but come on, the advent of pot and the death of the Beatles happened during that decade.

Anyway, i just smiled at the SPO1s and walked away. well, what can i say?

i'm a rare combination of beauty and brains, too bad i'm too much of a dork and tomboy to take my physiques seriously.

ooh, and what's with the "Oh, you poor dear. don't worry, you'll have a boyriend soon!" ?

What, like i need a boyfriend to survive life? hello, i'm only eighteen, and if my memory serves me right, i've managed to keep myself up and bouncy. Boyfriend my ass!!!!

So, girls, if there are people telling the line above, just remember:

Women are like apples. The best ones are on the top, and the disgusting "lamog" ones are at the bottom. the men who cannot reach or are too lame choose the apples at the bottom, which are cheap and taste bad.
most men are like these, so the apples on top think there is something wrong with them... but in reality, they're great!
They just need to wait for the deserving men who are brave enough to climb up to get them.

adios

I was not adopted

whew... looks like i was just being paranoid as usual.

okay, so this is what happened:

i developed an obsessive crush on champ of hale, so i searched him on the net. then this blog of a certain sheanne came up and i clicked it.

wtf?

saw her pic... a splitting image of myself....

waaahh??!!!!!

ako ba...ay isang... ampon?

i hysterically called my dad to show him the pic, and he said i
looked nothing like her.

and also something about his X chromosome that's too gross to type...

but i swear, for, like, 5 minutes i thought i had a long lost twin sister or something (a symptom of an overdose of watching too much soaps). but like the hero that he is my dad banged my thoughts back to reality...