A certified stalker

hahaha, this is a funny one.

Remember that guy Paris I wrote about a couple of posts ago? Well, I had another encounter with him near the Circulation Library.

*scene 1
Set: near the xerox machine outside the Lib.

Characters:
Ponga
Borsamoht
Karen
Anna

*Paris is in line to the machine, Ponga, Bor, Karen and Anna are crammed in a corner. Well, more like on the height of the stairs.

Karen: Bor, si Paris oh!
Me: What? Saan? OMG, oo nga! Ang liit nya talaga!
Anna: Yan ba si Paris?
Me: Oo.
Karen: Ano ba ang nakita mo kay Paris?

*Silence* Borsamoht reflects on the reasons why she's attracted to Paris.

me: Ewan ko eh.
Ponga: Uy, oh, si Paris!
Karen: Kanina pa kaya namin pinagkukuwentuhan!
Me: Ponga! Magpasimple tayo, lapit tayo sa kanya, tingnan mo kung mas matangkad talaga ako.
Ponga: Okay.

*Bor and Ponga walk over to Paris's side "Non-chalantly''

Me: (whisper) Ano? who's taller?
Ponga: (In an extra loud voice) Uy, mas matangkad ka nga kay Paris!
Me: Ponga! Ang syonga mo talaga!

*Ponga and Bor run away.

We ran like idiots, hiding from Paris as fast as we could. Did I mention we were laughing like crazy, too?

Later that day:

Time: 7:00-7:30 pm
Set: 2nd floor, SFC building, near the comfort rooms.

Same cast of characters.

Anna: Uy, Bor, si Paris!
Me: Saan! OO nga! Saan sya pupunta?
Anna: Parang sa cr ng boys.
Me: Ponga! Sundan mo sya sa cr! Bilis!
Ponga: Bakit? Ayoko nga.
Me: Bilisan mo na!
Ponga: Bakit nga?
Me: Wala lang. Gusto mo makipagkilala ka, haha. Tingnan mo kung mahaba!
Anna and Bor: hahaha
Ponga: Sige na.

3 minutes pass.
Paris gets out of the CR. We watch him read the Marketing Bulletin board.
Ponga, Ana and Bor stand in a corner a few paces away from him.

Ponga: Ang weird nya.
Me: Panong weird?
Ponga: Nung pumasok ako ng Cr nagvo-vocalize sya.
Anna: Panong Vocalize? Ano yun? Kumakantakanta?
Me: (in an effort to mimic an opera singer) lalalalalala! Ganun?

*Paris glances over to us, probably hearing my stupid melody. He shrugs it off, and continues reading.

Ponga: Ewan ko, basta, nagvo-vocalize sya, tapos he was swinging his arms a little like a little kid.
Anna: Oo nga, ang weird.
Me: Pano sya makaka-ihi nun, he was swinging his arms? Eh di, his pee was all over the place?
Ponga: Sira, tapos na ata sya, tapos kumakanta-kanta sya mag-isa dun sa cr. Tapos nung pumasok ako, yung
expression sa mukha nya para bang.... galit or something!
Me: Galit kasi inistorbo mo sya, ganun?
Ponga: Siguro. Mas maliit sya talaga.
Me: Maliit? Nay!!!!
Ponga: Ha? Sira! As in, mas maliit sya sayo, sa height.
Me: Bading ba sya?
Ponga: Parang.
Anna: Parang.

Great. The only guy I have a crush on is most probably gay. Or rather, arguably straight.

I had a small talk about him with Monica today. She said he does seem, well, reserved for a guy.
Too reserved.
Suspiciously reserved.

Oh well, what the hell.